Smile, pat yourself on the back, and throw on your blue-light blocking glasses.
Here are the six things you should be implementing right know to save yourself from EMF:
1. Be using Wifi and not data y'all
EMF from routers are a much lower power than from cell towers. Hey, you'll even score free international calling!
Better yet? GO WIRED (new school, baby.). It's safer (for real, from cyber criminals), and FASTER, duh.
2. Strap on those headphones for [video] calls
Airtubes are like steroids in EMF (tha future) protection world. And take off...those airpods kids.
3. Distance [from devices] is your friend
Laptops don't sit on laps. Take it up during pillow talk; with the phone off, in airplane mode, or in the [other] room.
Ever wonder why reinsurance companies don't insure insurance companies who insure the consumer health liability of corporations??? Yea, man.
4. Why it's called "airplane" mode is crazy, but use it
OK. We mentioned it already, but it's probably your best defense from certified phone addiction.
You got it - use WiFi.
5. You won't be needing your router for dream sleep, thx
If you're graduated to scheduling your tech-time then you know how much more cognition you'll have for interacting regularly, like with people in real life. True story.
Don't be lazy, put a sticky on your forehead, whatever - you won't be needing these microwaves at night.
6. Wear FONZ!
We NEED tech too. But we wear FONZ like errday.
Get them here, now🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️